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Hello. I am Blourp.
Welcome to the About page of this extremely important and definitely professional website. If you somehow ended up here, congratulations. You have discovered information about the person responsible for all of this nonsense.
I like making things. Sometimes those things are games. Sometimes they're videos. Sometimes they're websites. Sometimes I have absolutely no idea what I'm making and just keep going anyway. Sometimes they're those dark thoughts that wont leave my head.
This website exists because I thought it would be funny to have my own little corner of the internet instead of putting everything into one giant modern-looking webpage.
There are many things I enjoy doing, although the list tends to change whenever I discover something new to mess around with.
One of the things i procrastinate a lot on is GameDev. I suck a lot at it, and i'm quite worried about it. i put my brain into these projects, and it takes a slight toll on me. BUT ANYWAYS STOP SEEING MY EMOTIONS RAAAH
One of my current projects is Hand Made Nextbots, a McGoofy(trademark) game where you run away from nextbots of your creation soon. This dumb game has gone through a bunch of changes already, because apparently making games is harder than clicking the big blue publish button.
There are also other projects that may or may not ever see the light of day. Some are secret. Some are unfinished. Some are probably sitting somewhere on my computer wondering what happened.
I made this website to have a place where I can put my games, videos, projects, random thoughts, and other things that don't really fit anywhere else.
It is intentionally not super polished. I like the old-school internet feeling where someone's website could just be a bunch of colorful boxes, weird text, random buttons, and a picture that makes absolutely no sense.
If something on this website looks strange, that is probably intentional. If it looks broken, it might also be intentional. if it is entirely broken, that's an issue that i will mention in this months
MADE A ROBLOX GAME
MADE THIS WEBSITE
FIGURED OUT HOW HTML WORKS
LEARNED HOW TO EMBED A YOUTUBE VIDEO
MADE A PAGE WITH A BUNCH OF BOXES
MADE A PAGE ABOUT MYSELF
PROBABLY BROKE SOMETHING WHILE DOING IT
MAKE STUFF. BREAK STUFF. MAKE IT AGAIN.
I create i brek yeah so anyways i really enjoy doing stuff that others will like!
the entire philosophy behind this website is literally all this
You have been warned.
*Reaching the bottom of this weird website you found in a mysterious way fills you with DETERMINATION.
*Unless it didn't.
VISITORS: 000000001
***** THANKS FOR READING ABOUT ME FOR SOME REASON *****
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